Thursday, 20 June 2013

JOKES

jokes is the fun thing that we all want watch it share it to all our friends so find funnest jokes ever


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MORE ABOUT JOKES
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC. According to research conducted by Dr Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton, a fart joke from ancient Sumer is currently believed to be the world's oldest known joke.[2] Britain's oldest joke, meanwhile, is a 1,000-year-old double-entendre that can be found in the Codex Exoniensis.[3]
A recent discovery of a document called Philogelos (The Laughter Lover) gives us an insight into ancient humour. Written in Greek by Hierocles and Philagrius, it dates to the third or fourth century AD, and contains some 260 jokes. Considering humour from our own culture as recent as the 19th century is at times baffling to us today, the humour is surprisingly familiar. They had different stereotypes: the absent-minded professor, the eunuch, and people with hernias or bad breath were favourites. A lot of the jokes play on the idea of knowing who characters are:
A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."
There is even a joke similar to Monty Python's "Dead Parrot" sketch: a man buys a slave, who dies shortly afterwards. When he complains to the slave merchant, he is told: "He didn't die when I owned him." Comic Jim Bowen has presented them to a modern audience. "One or two of them are jokes I've seen in people's acts nowadays, slightly updated. They put in a motor car instead of a chariot - some of them are Tommy Cooper-esque."[4]

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Smart phones

The super AMOLED touchscreen with android Jelly Bean
OS4.1 4G LTE .....,,,You can here all that New leading mobile company has introduced super smart phone So  You might have that else you know all them futures
Here you can find the  all updates
Find the smart phablets of SAMSUNG
NOKIA    SONY    APPLE   HTC    NEXCUS   MICROMAX etc
Click the below phone names to check their smartness.....
               
NOKIA.    SAMUNG.   SONY.
MICROMAX .   BLACKBERRY LG.
HTC.    APPLE.
               

Smart phones

The super AMOLED touchscreen with android Jelly Bean
OS4.1 4G LTE .....,,,You can here all that New leading mobile company has introduced super smart phone So  You might have that else you know all them futures
Here you can find the  all updates
Find the smart phablets of SAMSUNG
NOKIA    SONY    APPLE   HTC    NEXCUS   MICROMAX etc

Click the below phone names to check their smartness.....
               
NOKIA.    SAMSUNG.    SONY.

MICROMAX .   BLACKBERRYLG.

HTC.    APPLE.
               

Sunday, 19 May 2013

BLACKBERRY

Blackberry Z10 is a blackberry OS10 4G LTE
smartphone with 4.2" touchscreen, Snapdragon
dual-core 1.5 GHz processor, 8.0 MPix rear
camera with 1080p HD video capture, 2.0 MPix
front camera, 16 GB built-in memory, 2 GB RAM,
microSD card slot, microHDMI.

Networks CDMA / GSM | UMTS | LTE
850 | 900 | 1800 | 1900 | 2100
Form Factor Bar | Touchscreen
Main Screen
4.2" capacitive multi-touchscreen,
768x1280 resolution,16M Colors, 355
ppi
Mobile OS Blackberry 10
CPU Qualcomm MSM8960 dual-core 1.5 GHz
CPU, Adreno 225 GPU
Apps Platform Blackberry, HTML5
Memory 16 GB, 2 GB RAM
Memory Card MicroSDHC, up to 32 GB
Dimensions 130.3 x 70.8 x 10.7mm
Weight 185g
Camera 8.7 MegaPixels , 4x Digital Zoom
Bluetooth V4.0
Wi-Fi 802.11 A/b/g/n, WiFi Hotspot
Wireless Data CDMA2000 1xEV-DO rA / GPRS | EDGE |
HSPA+ | LTE
Mobile TV TV-out, microHDMI
Released 2013q1

LG

LG Optimus L7 II P710 is an
Android Jelly Bean OS4.1
smartphone with 4.3" IPS
touchscreen, snapdragon dual-core 1
GHz processor, 768 MB RAM, 8 MPix
rear camera, VGA front camera,
802.11 b/g/n Wi-Fi, bluetooth, 21
Mbps HSPA.

Networks GSM | UMTS
850 | 900 | 1800 | 1900 | 2100
Form Factor Bar | Touchscreen
Main Screen
4.3" IPS LCD capacitive Multi-touch
screen, 480x800 resolution,16M
Colors, 217 ppi
Mobile OS Android Jelly Bean 4.1.2
CPU Qualcomm MSM8225 dual-core 1.0
GHz CPU, Adreno 203 GPU
Apps Platform Andorid, HTML 5
Memory 4 GB, 768 MB RAM
Memory Card MicroSDHC, up to 32 GB
Dimensions 121.5 x 67 x 9.7mm
Weight g
Camera 8.0 MegaPixels , autofocus, LED flash
Bluetooth V3.0 + A2DP
Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, DLNA, Hotspots
Wireless Data GPRS | EDGE | 21.1 Mbps HSDPA |
14.4 Mbps HSUPA
Mobile TV TV-out
Released 2013q1